So i guess this is where i should explain a lil about myself, and talk myself up, and make myself look golden to you... But i'm only looking for friends and hangouts, and that type thing. I'm OVERLY and HAPPILY involved with someone, so please don't try, cause no matter what, you're going to get shot down, so do me, my girlfriend, and yourself a huge favor, and save the attempt for some poor hapless son of a b-i-t-c-h, whose gonna fall for your shit.

I'm taken, end of discussion....deal with it!!!
If you don't like it... talk to my girlfriend... i'm sure she would take pleasure in relocating your teeth

OH! Finally... this site does in fact work.... my relationship is total and solid proof that it does!

Happy Effin Fishing!!