Looking for the elusive "Girlacorn" A mythical creature thought to have normal tendencies and some-what high moral value. The girlacorn exhibits behavior of non-alcoholism and curiously does not use men for free bar tabs and car payments. HELP, I NEED NORMAL PEOPLE AROUND ME!!!
Just my warped sense of humor, but it does seem increasingly hard to find semi-decent and down to earth friends these days. I'm looking for my best friend and greatest lover. I have been in California for about two years and really haven't planted any roots just yet or met anyone speacial.

About me, i'm usally out and about most of the time, not much of a home body only because there is no one to come home to. I play golf 4 or 5 times a week after work, but I keep getting crappier, weird. I can appreciate a 75 dollar cut of filet Oscar style at Chop's Steakhouse just as well as a 75 cent chili cheese dog at that yellow and red place, Wiener something and other, we never had those in FL, too bad. My favorite things are big parks, picnics, the Atlantic ocean south of Cocoa Beach, NPR radio in the morning and Regae music late afternoons in the summer, New Orleans in the Spring time, chickory coffee and beignets on the mississippi river at 6 am, live theatre, bacon and eggs with hash and grits, sleeping in on Saturday's, sitting under an umbrella at the beach ALL DAY LONG reading with periodic dips in the ocean and riding my bike along the American River trail. Ohh, babies and puppies.

yeah....I thought dinner at my mom's house would be.....(joking) I always thought a Rivercats game might be a great first date place, or kareoke with my and your friends, pointing and laughing at your friends is always fun. Or bowling.