You dont want nuttin' to do with me.. I'm an idiot and I got the papers to proove it.. I require a babysitter so.. Yeah.. Look at my typing skills.. My life is somewhat similar to that.. But seriously tho.. I had a brain aneurysm bleed 10 years ago and I suffer from CRS.. I'm SERIOUS!! I cant remember what I had for dinner last night.. If you send me to the grocery store for milk and eggs I will come back with a candy bar and a mountain dew and stick the 83 cents change in the console of my truck.. But I can seem to remember all the words to songs and I sing CONSTANTLY!!! ((Counting Crows)) ((DASHBOARD)) I got a Toyota 4-runner and it gets 37 miles to the gallon and sometimes dad lets me drive real slow on the driveway.. SO yeah... Send me a message cuz I dont have a credit card to buy a membership.. Send me yer phone number cuz its so much easier than sending messages thru auto mation.. I CAN COOK.. GOOD!!! I have designed my own cook book with over 200 recipes in it and its always so much fun to go thru the grocery store with a lady and get ingredients for our dinner..
AND I have a ten inch bicycle.. AND I DO KNOW HOW to please a lady.. Its not HOW to lick.. Its WHERE!! :) hee hee I dont drink alcohol.. Much.. Like 5 times in the last 8 years. But when I do!!! You better be wearing LOTS of clothes cuz I'm gunna spend the rest of the night trying to get them off.. :)
I'm a really nice man and you will get bored of me fast unless ya hop in the sack quickly.. Then I got ya FOREVER!!! See I told ya not to click it.. :p

I COOK!!! On a first date Lets walk thru the grocery store and buy ingredients for tonites dinner and tomorrow mornings breakfast.. ;) and cook it in yer kitchen.. Then wake up in the morning smelling like sex and cook breakfast too.. That would be a good date right??? :)
No, I'm really not looking for a "One night stand.." I want a GIRLFRIEND!!! And I DO KNOW how to treat a lady.. Its not that hard to do..
So for a first date?? You choose.. We dont hafta have sex... We do whatever YOU want to do.. This is YOUR whirled... I'm just here to visit.. :) So choose what ever YOU WANT TO DO.. and I'll take ya there..