Meow......welcome to my den! I'm Catwoman! And nice coat you're sportin today!
All righty then,......if you have a sense of humor please continue on, because knowing me means you gotta roll...I am a playful one and need someone who is easy going. We kitty cats like to be pet, but watch out, I have been known to bite!
My life is never dull, so boring people go away! If you think you can keep up, then come on out to the forest and let's explore...we might get lost, but don't worry...I always have you!
I like doing anything that has to do with the outdoors, cats don't like to be cooped up! If I get all tuckered out from too much fun, maybe we can take a catnap..meow, you MIGHT even get lucky, yeah right!
Well...maybe if you brought over some catnip! I'll try not to drool on you (but no promises).
Just so you know I am not here for a quick hook up, so you sexual predators are going to have to exercise some patience. At this point in my life I don't need men just showing up on my front door with wedding proposals (NO STALKERS, please) I mean you wouldn't want me to cough up a hairball just to get rid of you, right?
Goals/aspirations? I have everything I need. Not materialistic and enjoy my night job as a Professional Kissing Instructor, but DON'T get any ideas, my sessions are not free, LOL
If you made it this far down the profile, pat yourself on your back, I will now be offering prizes to all of you who made it here without falling asleep. Just drop me a line to collect your prize!
Life is too short for drama (whatever that means), so laugh hard, don't sweat the small stuff, and live life to the fullest...while we still can. wink, wink
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Ok..I know my profile sounds like I am crazy...but hey...what's it all about? Wanna get married?
Playing Twister (naked)or Strip Poker,...you wish, but sounded fun didn't it! We would probably thumb wrestle to decide who buys drinks because I don't drink coffee, I'm a cougar...jeez. Try to keep up! xoxoxoxo
Um one more thing...are you going to bring the Vaseline or should we use mine? Funny! Have a great day! What's the matter? Cat got your tongue?
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