Why do married man with no photos write me looking for me to be their next mistress? 8 ball answer: "Better not tell you now." I then ask, "are they going to continue?" 8 ball answer "without a doubt." Hmmm, I thought this was a singles site!


The difference between Men and Women, all summed up on this page.
Situation: online dating
A woman sitting infront of her computer, just about to open up a new email that has been sent to her. She cautiously opens up the email, while closing her eyes, but peeking through one talking to herself with these thoughts:

Thought #1 I hope he is taller, weighs more, doesn't have prettier facial features, and bigger boobies than me.
Thought #2 I hope he owns his own car and doesn't live with his mother.
Thought #3 If he does live with his mother, I hope she doesn't do his laundry and cook his meals.
Thought #4 If he does live with his mom, maybe she will do my laundry too!
Thought #5 I bet he is old enough to be my father/or young enough to be my son..ewww.
Thought #6 Good chance he is lying about his age, height or marital status, but which one...or could it be all three!
Thought #7 I wonder if the catholic churches have a nun school starting soon? Where did I put that application...I know it is around here somewhere! :)

Same situation, but a man's version when viewing a woman's profile:
Thought #1 I wonder if she really is "average" in size?
Thought #2 I wonder if that picture she posted is current or is even her.
Thought #3 Why does most every women show max cleavage and then say they are a nice woman looking for a nice man? Hmmm, confusing.
Thought #4 Is she going to be like all those other (insert favorite nasty word here) that make me take them to dinner, pay and then run and jump into their car without even a good-bye?
Thought #5 I wonder if she is nice (Oops, that isn't a typical man's thought, how did that get in there!)
Thought #6 Wow, all I have to input is the height, body size, hair color and age of the woman I want and poof the computer spits out my ideal mate? Seems so easy......NOT!
Thought #7, **you don't get the same amount of thoughts as us women, because as you know, we OVER ANALYZE everything more than you guys do! Wahooooooooo... :-P

Disclaimer: If you read this profile and did not laugh at least once, don't write me, you will never get my sense of humor. Proceed to the nearest therapist and get some help...FAST! If you laughed at what I wrote here, keep reading. I guess what I am trying to say is we all struggle with this online dating. The whole process takes so much time. All it takes, is just finding the right person, and yes, you will have to email, talk and meet a lot of bad ones before you find that one good one!

Mowing my lawn...noooooo, that is saved for the second date.
Going to a strip club...you say yes....I am thinking noooooooooooooo!
Going deep sea fishing and seeing who turns green first....no, green might not be your color.
An eating contest...who can eat 50 double doubles in 30 minutes...don't let my size fool you, I wear an industrial girdle for my photos! (haha....I have now created some doubt, haven't I)
Oh, I got it, meeting at a Starbucks or Jamba Juice to say hello and see where things go from there.