I think you should message me with a random "fun fact" about yourself if we have any of the following in common: I love Mad Men, Arrested Development, The Office, and Curb Your Enthusiasm. I appreciate subtle, dry humor. I don't care where I am or what I am doing as long as the company and the conversation is awesome. I looked at your profile. I drink obscene amounts of coffee. Tea is also awesome. I treat people the way I would like to be treated. I am annoyed whenever I see people doing or saying something stupid. I enjoy the word "Schmuck". Awkward situations make life more entertaining. George Carlin and Larry David are my heroes in life. I'm Mediterranean. I can't stand tree hugging hippies... Damn you, hippies.

Let's get coffee and just walk along Chelsea Piers. Cool, fun, and laid back. Or you know, we can always head up to Times Square and do assorted things to freak out tourists. Let's send them back to their home town with a story to tell.

If things go well, then I suggest our second meeting should consist of a Curb Your Enthusiasm or Arrested Development marathon.