So, I'm a bit of a science nerd, I play too many sports, play a whack load of instruments and take much pride in being a confusing hodgepodgery of witty and goofy. People who try and pigeon hole me as one or the other often end up confused, in the fetal position, mumbling prime numbers in spanish. In the last 4 years I have been travelling alot, but I'm sticking around in Ottawa a bit more so I figured I'd check this site out. I write, I play many instruments, sometimes perform, and I love rhetoric and most of all i love to laugh and joke. I love people with energy and who get enthusiastic about the things they love, (whatever they are...). I love comedy, and I try and make it to absolute comedy as much as I can on Wednesdays... give me a shout out if you want to join me one night...

Really looking forward to snow...

If you jog down by the canal, I'm looking for someone to jog with...

I'm always looking to meet new people, so message me...

PS other extremely important facts about me:
-i like to eat banana sandwiches, but I don't like banana bread
-I like to spell skiiing with 3 i's because I just don't think there's enough already
-i don't recognize pancakes as a cake, nor do i recognize the word nor as a conjunction. We had a fight, things still aren't cool...
-i sometimes just fail to "recognize", even when people point blankly ask me to or in 80's rap songs
-I like to dictate instructions for tying my shoelaces to people, usually in the voice of Sean Connery
-I can do cartwheels better than any wheel on any cart, hands down, then feet down, then hands down, then feet down...
-I can't decide if that last bullet is funny or not
-in my free time, I enjoy trying to catch bees with scissors.

Whatever you feel comfortable with. If you play guitar, lets jam. If you have a bike, lets go cycle around Gatineau. I live downtown, want to jog by the canal? If the weather is nice, lets find a patio on Elgin, grab a coffee/beer and wax intellectual about the possible homosexual undertones of Bert and Ernie on sesame street. Want to bake cookies?... honestly, I'm up for anything... but I really like cookies. I'm going to go eat cookies now.