Edit 7/12/09. What I really want is at the bottom of my profile. Enjoy. Been here before. You must be a non smoker and have a good sense of humor. I prefer a fit person. I really dont like moody women and lean toward the happy-go-lucky side. Please read this sentence again.
I have lived in Germany for 3 years while I played Semi-pro hockey. Best time of my life.
You dont have to worry about drugs or alcohol with me. I think I may have been over the limit...maybe...5 times in my life and refuse to drink and drive.
I am an artistic kinda guy. I have been writing for 25 years and have made one full length feature film that I sent out to the festivals last year. I hope to make another this year. Very fullfilling. I do construction to pay the bills. I have made some changes this year. I plan to do a lot of fishing, going to the beach...and writing...a whole lot of writing.

I am a happy person. I am currently building a house and that eats up a ton of time. I dont have plumbing yet...and no, I dont poop in my woods...I use my neighbors woods. (please don't tell him, hehe). I dont have internet there so it may take some time to get back to you...please dont be angry. One person already freaked because I didnt get right back to her. People need to lighten up. Edit. I now have a toilet lady's...just no water yet.

A female who likes this speed/multi dating thing IS NOT FOR ME. Chat with me and I will chat with you only until we decide if we are a match. I am firm on this point. I get a kick out of some lady's who send me a note and say all sorts of nice things...then they go on here and tell others the same things...I just dont get it. Call me old fashioned I guess.

Last year I spent 3 weeks cycling around this great province of ours and camped on about 20 beaches. I have travelled in 32 countries and want to see more.

If you can dress up for a nite out and dress down for the BBQ with my friends, you are in. Your eyes will melt me and I am a softie when it comes to children. I have been a coach for over 20 years.

Sorry about the flex pic. Cheesy, I know. Dont let the tattoos scare you away. Got them many years ago when I was in the military.

So, in a nut shell, here is what I am looking for.
-someone gainfully employed
-happy
-leafs fan. ok, you can be a fan of any other team...except for Montreal. Just wouldn't work out. I am sure you understand?
-car would be nice...I have one.
-not crazy. If you have used a knife for more than chopping meat, keep looking. No time for nut jobs.
-fit. I prefer the thin to athletic side. Come on! Ya gotta keep up...
-you must like to receive flowers when you dont expect it. Thats how I roll. (just watched a rap movie, and "thats how I roll" seemed to be the "in-thing" to say.
-must not be a racist. No kidding on this one. I have friends from different races and one is my best friend growing up.
If you like me and I like you...we need to not keep looking here until we find out if we are a match. It is a sticky point with me.

Here are a few jokes for you.

Two blonds were across a lake from one another. One blond yells across to the other blond "how do I get to the other side"? The other blond yells back "you ARE on the other side". No offence to the blonds out there. Just a joke.

What did the elephant say to the naked man?
answer: Ok, its kinda cute but can you breath through it?

ps. I have been told that I am an awesome kisser and you will feel safe in my arms.

Pic please. NO pic...no response.

My pet peeve on this site. Well, there are a few. Women posting pics with their kids is just stupid. Predators can be very convincing. Smarten up. Also, ladies...we dont like to see you posing with other men. If it is a son or something please indicate so. One more, and it is a doosie. Please have your first pic up to date and not one when you were in your 20's. Then we meet and you look like hell, warts and no teeth. come on...hehe.

Edit. 6.11.2009. I am back to doing the construction thing to pay the bills...yech!!!

Okay, here it is...I am tough to get used to. I will admit it. Here are my issues that you must deal with should you want to date me...or more, end up have a life with me.
1. I am a nite owl. No worries though, you can ask me for a glass of water at 2am and I will get it for you. "what am I doing" you ask? I am writing or just catching up on sportsdesk. No, I dont surf porn, not that kinda guy.
2. I toss and turn alot...which gives us an excuse to wake up and smootch. Me loves to smootch.
3. I am not moody, just quiet sometimes. "not much patience for "what are you thinking"?...............gak!
4. I will not lose my friends for you...and will not ask you to lose yours for me.
5. I am busy, busy, busy. Did I mention that I like to stay busy? I will make time for you though...I promise. "Promises", by the way, are sacred and must be kept at all times. I dont lie, cheat or steal. I am a kharma collector.

K, all that being said. Here is what you can expect from me.
1. I will always give you a hug and kiss when you need it. I pride myself on being attentive.
2. I will not crowd you...unless you feel you need to be crowded. For instance, snuggling on the couch or in bed watching a movie or the game. If you are not into the game, no worries, I will go downstairs on the couch.
3. I promise to love your children...although they will get their way with me all the time. I am a softie. Yes, I will get on the floor and play barbie or gi joe with them. I love christmas. They may get spoiled there. If your kids are grown up and out, that is ok. That just means we can see the world together...when we save up for it that is.
4. Sometimes I work and sometimes I choose not too. It is my life, that is final. I always pay my bills and own everything I have so it is easy to live this lifestyle.
5. I may sleep in on occasion but with what I do for a living, I am usually up at 7 am 5 days a week.
6. I dont care if you sleep in.
7. I am the guy that will look at you from accros a room at a party and smile at you. We will have that "thing" everyone else wants.
8. I promise to make you feel loved all the time. And, you NEVER EVER look fat in those jeans.
9. I am a mans man for sure and never back away from conflict, just dont tell my friends when we watch chick flicks together.
10. I promise never to be jealous. I gave that up in my twenties.

That is just the beginning. You will have to discover the rest.
I will not date anybody unless I think that person has the traits I am looking for. So this should slow down the mail. It would appear that I am looking for Mrs. Perfect. I know she doesnt exist but I will not settle ever again for less. If you think that you are "the one" I would like to hear from you.

Walk and maybe an ice cream. If we get along I will take your hand. Second date is off to the beach or a museum. 3rd date...you are getting a kiss. I am open for anything...