Please dont e mail me without a pic, I won't reply! Usually won't reply to "Hey what's up?" as that took zero effort and it doesn't give me much to work with, and hey, I'm Lazy!

Some of my Likes!

1. Big sun glasses
2. Hot weather
3. The Dark Tower Series!!11!1!one!!!
4. Travelin' back home to visit my family
5. How good clothes feel after you take them out of the dryer (toasty)
6. Not having a roomate, greatest thing ever
7. Good lookin', friendly gals
8. Bachelor weekends with the boys
9. UFC nights
10. Gamin'
11. Amazing friends
12. Feeling sexy
13. TONS of sleep haha (10 hours at least!)
14. Eating (I think I'm always hungry )
15. Nice teeth
16. My clean appartment
17. Cuddling
18. Classy gals
19. Brunettes/blondes/redheads, I like you all
20. Hot baths
21. Gopher hunting pew pew pew =D
22. Being a huge nerd
23. Cartoons haha
24. Sexy eyebrows
25. I loooooooooooooove drinking games hahaha
26. Cold beer, *guzzles*
27. Having like 10 blankets on me when I sleep!
28. I love when girls accidently snort when they laugh.
29. Tips *Show me the money!!*
30. Calling people weiners =D
31. Chivalry. It isn't dead and I practice it as much as possible.
32. I am a GIANT WoW nerd, pure sex appeal right here!!
33. Zombies
34. Masturbation. Cheapest thrill in the world!
35. Having the tips of a girl's fingers brush my lips 3
36. What red blooded male doesn't like porn?
37. Running my fan all night while sleeping my 10 hours haha



Some Dislikes!

1. Drama
2. People who aren't punctual
3. Busy clubs/bars
4. Lineups to the washroom
5. Dried up bar stars (I love to get ham-boned as much as the next guy, but regulars at any bar generally make me passionatly hate them)
6. When people don't give you eye contact GAHH, grow some nutts!
7. Douche bags who pump up their music way too loud in their "chotch-mobiles"
8. When girls make that sideways peace sign and bug out their lips for pictures (hate to break it to you, but yah look reeeeeeeediculous)
9. Insecurity
10. When the infamous wangster from #7 gets out of his car and you see his clothes are 10x too big for him. "Find something to wear in your big brother's closet? Oh....no? Just bad taste? Ahhh.. I see."
11. Bad manners, ULTIMATE pet peeve right here
12. Mullets (I enjoy to laugh at the people sporting them, so maybe I secretly like people who have them? If so ...then why do I puke in my mouth when I see them? )
13. Shiny, spinny, piece of garbage RIMS! WTF are they for? Wasting copious amounts of cash and announcing to the world you have terrible taste and probably deal drugs....possibly the champion from #7
14. Popped collars and white sunglasses
15. Feathered 80's bangs hahahahaha ewwwwww
16. Rogers Video
17. Some of the ridiculous pictures people have posted on here "oh whoops the camera just went off" *pose*
19. When guys take pictures of themselves in washroom mirrors. Girls, you can get away with it. Guys, we just look like raging flamers...in fact you should feel like less of a man if you have ever done that.
20. When I see teenagers (or adults I guess) speak like thugs, yet the closest they have ever come to even seeing/being near one is on their parent's favorite TV show "The Shield".......Fo Sho!



Clearly I'm an awesome individual!


To the love of my life, my soul-mate
and the greatest person in the world.
Me.

I'm definatly up for a round of mini golf or a quick drink! Test the waters and see if we can stand each other hahaha