I am a nerd. I like star trek, star wars, computers, and video games. And Wierd Al Yankovich. And poorly dubbed kung fu movies.

One day I'm going to put myself back in school and get a degree in information science. (cue motivator) Then I'm going to get myself a mortgage. Renting is for the birds, even when you rent 2 blocks from the oceanfront. (I love it down here)

I am extremely sarcastic. Well developed sense of humor is a requirement to stand my company for more than 5 minutes. I am self-deprecating; not because I'm insecure, with low self esteem, or fishing for compliments. It's just my way of staying a little bit humble, for if I didn't check myself, I wouldn't be able to stand my own arrogance.

I am completely independent. I work two jobs, have my own place, feed, clothe, and bathe myself. I am perfectly capable of taking care of myself in the bedroom also, so don't worry, I'm not here to get laid. If it comes my way fine, but don't expect me to jump through hoops trying to get in your pants.

I am not your personal clown, and I'm not going out of my way to impress you. If you like me the way I am then you obviously have great taste in men. If I really really like you, I might think up a special subtle way to let you know the way I feel.

I put the worst pic on my profile that I could find. I want someone who likes me at my worst. If you can see the pic and you wouldn't be embarrassed to be seen in public with me, you're in for a great surprise when you find out how nice I clean up.

I am not the man of your dreams. I am tragically flawed like all great heroes. If you're looking for the perfect man with a great job a house on a hill a new car and an excellent dental plan, good luck. There's gold in them thar hills. If you have realistic expectations and want a partner to grow with, I'm your man.

I dislike bars, clubs, restaurants, coffeeshops, and spending money in general. (thrift stores kick butt) Occasionally a movie will come out that I want to see in theaters, but most of the time I wait for the DVD. I

I'm down for almost any outdoor activity. I like the woods, and the mountains, and water. I am very affectionate, but not so much in public. Holding hands is okay. We can even hold hands while skipping or dodging traffic. Behind closed doors, in the comfort of my own home, I get really touchy feely. I won't stick my hand down your pants unless you ask me to, but I may slap your bum if you walk by me, or put my arm around you if you sit next to me.

I listen to any kind of music, depending on my mood. From Vivaldi to Dr Dre, I can vibe with it.

If you're thinking about writing me, you should be nerdy, cute, funny, healthy, serious only when absolutely necessary and not opposed to taking the bus or frequenting thrift stores.

Ask questions. Listen. Try not to let date realize palms are sweaty.