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Profession GET OUT OF THE CAR!
Do you want children? Undecided/Open
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Interests
| guns | the atlantic ocean | invasive dental procedures | | calamity | scorpion dander | unlicensed kevin kostner collectible condoms | | biting my thumb at thee | oil paint | columbians coughing | | electrical tape | combative youngsters | nascar race relations | | ticker tape parades | tact | romance | | hypnotizing police dogs | pruppar spehllink | old saint nick | | charmander | clubbing and chillin with mah bitches | coin operated suicide booths | | advanced dungeons and dragons | melt banana | true love | | zoo gloves | | |
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About Me
if you don't get it you won't.
you're all ugly probably, looks don't enter into it.
i'm a fist in your image driven mouth.
a banana or a banana or a banana or a banana or a banana or bananaramma pyjammas.
EAT BAGEL!
First Date
french kiss a mailbox to show you how i do it then go door to door dropping off gift baskets to the saddest people on earth and watch their faces light up. then dress up in matching "heroin chique" banana costumes and hum songs of prosperity to address our failing economy in a non-threatening way.
i may or may not at some point become a cadillac car and you may or may not have the skills to hotwire and speed away with me resulting in a police chase ending inevitably in shredded torso wreckage and sporadic limb displacement. onlookers will be tortured by the image for the rest of their lives.
romance is my modus operandi.
summerinabaddon has 2 roses that can be sent.
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