So, here's me in a nutshell. I stand 6'1, and play goalie in soccer. I used to play forward, but went to goalie when we lost our original keeper many years ago. Call me a grass fairy, or whatever you will. I'd like to see how your endurance, athleticism, and agility handles the sport. I smoke on a daily basis, and drink once a week, maybe twice if I'm lucky. My sense of humor can be dirty, and I can probably take anything to the gutter. My sarcasm can hurt, and if that's how you feel, then you can deal with it. I'll laugh at you for tripping over your own feet, or any other stupid sh*t you do. Hell, I even laugh at myself. If it makes you feel like shit, then you can shove it. You want me to be honest and tell you that the outfit you're wearing doesn't look good on you, then I will. You want something sugarcoated, with cherries on top, I'm not that guy. I'll tell you things how it is, and I don't beat around the bush. I do have 'southern hospitality,' which not a lot of people appreciate too much.

With that being said please note... I am a father. If that bothers you, oh well, your loss, not mine. You want to take a risk, and get to know me, then great.

As for my match, she doesn't have to be perfect. Shit, there's no such thing as perfect. Can you bowl? Shoot pool? Darts, or bags? Then that's a plus. I prefer her to be between 5'6 and 5'9, but height isn't really that important. Physical appearance is an importance. There needs to be physical attraction in order for things to work. If I'm attracted to you, then you've got my attention. I don't like the whole junk in the trunk, or the 'big people need loving to.' I've been there, done that and it didn't quite work, so deal! I like the slim, slender athletic body tone. Now, if you can laugh at yourself for being a dumbass, or at me for the same reason, then great. If you take things personal and to heart, then screw you. If you drink more than 3 times a week, then you're too drunk for my specifications. I'm not looking for a fling, an obsession or addiction, or a one time thing. Friendship at first, and whatever happens, happens.


In the 'Futbolito' pic, I'm the one with the dirtiest shirt, and the black beanie. I appear to be the only one who managed to take a shot full of mud that day. It was rainy, and the fields were horrible.

Bowling... throwing the ball down the lane, see how competitive we are together. Shooting some pool... which are you, solids or stripes? How about a game of darts? Rock it around the board with a game of cricket, or aiming for solid trip 20's in 501.