What is long, green, and smells like pork?

I like to kinda think of myself like Jack Bauer, but I will not head butt any fashion designers even though I might want to sometimes.

The best part of all this is the process of getting to know someone as it is all downhill from there. So let's meet up for your favorite drink and get to know each other. We can either end up kicking each others ass or travel around the world together.

I like to stay active and save the dinner and a movie for the 5th date.