Time for an update! Been living here for a while now, and I'm still trying to figure Scotland and its people out! Is this country just not used to the whole concept of dating? And why is it that most people - even on here (!) - are embarassed to admit that they are online daters??

Random facts:
- I'm a certified spin, yoga and body combat instructor, and I currently work as a freelance spin instructor in my spare time.
- I speak 5 different languages.
- Favorite band at the moment is Boyce Avenue.
- Love Irn Bru and vodka!
- I don't know anything about cars - just love driving them!
- Still not a size 0!
- To me comedy is tragedy plus time - do you know who said that?? :)
- I've skydived - it's time to go again soon!
- I sleep in a Broncos jersey
- I like shooting guns - AK47 is my favorite.
- I love Starbucks coffee - I don't care that it's mass produced! It does the job!!
- I save horses by riding the cowboys.
- I'm addicted to Facebook and Victoria's Secret. Not that they have anything to do with each other!!
- I don't put x's in my messages - never have and never will. Don't get offended - that's just who I am!
- I love the Denver Nuggets!
- I don't like people who can't keep their promises!!
- I dislike reading profiles made up from abbreviations. Don't really see why you can't take the time to write the whole word!
- I have a new found love for Jeff Dunham, Peanut and Jose the Jalapeno on a Stick!
- I have a Bachelor's Degree in Nordic Languages and Literature, but that has no relation to what I do today.
- I don't have a 5 or 10 year plan, and frankly I don't really understand people that do. If you can't even get your behind up to take trash out or do the dishes, how are you going to accomplish learning a new language or taking up origami or something.
- Even though I love all stuff about America and her joys, I am Danish at heart.
- Just had another tattoo done.
- Am neither a Rangers or Celtics fan.
- I don't understand why someone would add you on msn or give you their number, chat away and then all of a sudden go quiet??? What's that about?? No, really - seriously??

Now if you'v read ALL this, my hat's off for you! Basically I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh, who can keep you and someone who will send me silly text messages all day just to make me smile!
***If you're looking for a friend with benefits, then please keep looking!***

For some reason some guys find me intemidating. Don't really know what to say about that, lol! I'm as gentle as they come, but honestly if my profile scares you, then you're probably not going to be able to handle me in real life!

Admitted I don't answer all messages, as I don't expect people to answer all my messages.

Happy fishing!!

Coffee! Coffee dates are amazing - not only is coffee the perfect drink, but also as an excuse to meet beautiful people! There's no pressure - and if all fails, well, at least I hope you enjoyed your coffee!
If you want something more adventurous then manybe skydiving?