Someone told me a bit ago that I am an old soul. I like to think that is true. I feel there are a lot of things more important in life than getting my nails done and scoring some guy who is rich and drives a fancy car. When I wash my makeup off I look the same as I did when it was on. Someone also told me it really doesn't matter what I write here, its more about how good the pictures are I put up. Some people can take a great picture but are trolls in real life, so where does that leave you? I guess I could take a bunch of those funny angle/sepia tone photos lots of people have, pile on the makeup and take a pic in my mirror ...but that wouldn't be me, and that's redonkulously lame.

I am quite sarcastic and enjoy having a good laugh, I often cross the line because I think people are too uptight, I like to push that envelope.
I play the piano, and have a guitar I am really bad at playing. I like to pretend I am a rock star, so I keep it.

I have a job, my own house and car, and an education. I'm no bimbo, bar star, nor am I stupid. I can actually spell AND speak with proper grammar. I'm not going to dumb it down either.

I get super excited about some things...like concerts and movies like Batman, it's nice when the person you are with can show some excitement about stuff also. I like to talk, but I actually have something to say, if you can hold a conversation and playfully argue with me about politics, religion or music I'm up for the challenge...be prepared to lose though (in the music dept);) I don't do drugs and I am not religious, and I really don't enjoy racism or homophobia.

I like action, zombie and cheap horror films, Dexter, True Blood and any movie by Quentin Tarantino. Stephen King is my favorite author next to Mr. William Shakespeare.

I love going to concerts and seeing live bands, I spend a lot of time and money apparently doing this, but it is one of the things I am very passionate about. I have a secret love for 80's hair bands (poison!!), but I really love classic rock and grunge. My favorite bands are Pearl Jam, Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, Neil Young, Skynyrd and STP...I enjoy many more, anything from Metallica to Simon and Garfunkle.
I am overly honest because I think its important, so I usually say what I think. I value integrity and honesty.

I love animals and I have a biology/behavioral psych degree. Right now I am working in healthcare.
I like to cook...I think I am fairly good at it, unless people have been lying to me, maybe it sucks.
My family is very important to me, and I have a niece who means the world to me. I absolutely love children and would like to meet someone who feels the same.

Aside: And what does Average body mean? They go from thin, to athletic to a few extra pounds. Average sits in between. Isn't average boring? But they won't let me freestyle so I can write bodacious or curvaceous...I really don't think average is a good descriptor...thin implies stick, a few extra pounds implies fat. This is discrimination I think. I feel so left out.

Let me tattoo my name on your chest with my homemade guitar string tattoo gun. After that we can go for food at an expensive restaurant where I will complain about the meal, make you pay while texting other people on my cellphone all night. Sound good? No? I didn't think so. Just something where you actually talk to me, more than "that's cool" and "uh huh".