Alright, how am I going to do this? As a soliloquy…yes - soliloquy. So what can I say…searching just like everyone else, can’t say anything different about myself…oh great start – shameless plagiarism. Well the romantic part is good any way but the humility that’s a stretch. That’s ok.. I’m only interested in intelligent women and they’ll take it for granted that there’s a certain amount of puffing involved in these profiles. Well what should I say about myself? I’m fit, consider myself intelligent, hit fifty this year, I have varied interests, family oriented (I better be careful with that – don’t want the women to get the impression that I live with my mother.) I have one adult daughter who lives with me (and her cat – not a fan of cats.) What about the “baggage” yep, I better get that right out there. Well, I’ve got my share of baggage (slight understatement) well, it’s neatly stowed behind my Harley (Oh yeah! In that tractor trailer the motorcycle is towing.)
So now what would my ideal woman be? Let see one part Joan of Arc, one part Marie Curie, one part Annie Oakley, one part Amelia Earhart and one part Xavier Hollander (maybe two parts of Ms. Hollander) Degrees or certificates are unnecessary but intelligence is a must. I better make a note to myself to get some photos attached to this. She has to be a happy person….definitely needs to be the outdoor type too. Not a fan of smokers.

Part II Well, I showed this to my friend Liz for her to edit. The plan was she’d take this outline and then flesh it out and put the right patina on it so that women would be swooning for me. She said not to change a thing that my character really comes out in what I wrote. That’s not what I wanted to hear! She was supposed to add the stuff about walks on the beach and “as comfortable in a tux as in jeans.” All that other stuff that is supposed to show women I’m a sensitive type of guy. Well I can wear a tux if I have to, but it’s too reminiscent of a uniform. Uniforms are for the military and prisons. Neither of which do I want to go back to. No I wasn’t an inmate. Long ago I practiced criminal defense law. You see, don’t go jumping to conclusions. Take a chance if you’re interested and send me a message. If you can cite the source of the plagiarism without looking it up you win a free dessert but only if there’s no cheating. Talk to you later.