I am a normal female with normal female needs and desires. I NEED to shop for the DESIRABLE shoes.

Spelling is very, very important to me. Probably more important than it should be.

I have the habit of putting too much in these profiles. First, to weed you out. Second, to weed me out. I'm not everybodies' cup of tea. But for someone, I am just nicely brewed. And I'll bet ya the one who is my match is the one who never thought we'd work. So never took a chance. But you know.........that would tell me that he WASN'T my match. Kind of a Catch-22 here, eh?

Hit me up. I'm weary and jaded and just don't have the strength to send out endless emails.

Oh yeah.......I like walking on the beach, fine dining, wine tasting and living life to the fullest.

Wait.....I really do like those things.

But I also like walking around the house in my tattered tank top and panties.

Eating Chef Boyardee Ravioli cold out of the can.

Cheap whiskey 'cuz I'm a lady on a budget and need to save "The Glenlivet" to impress you.

Living life to the fullest???? Just WHAT does that mean????? I have theories:

For men.......as many women who will drop their panties as possible. For women.... enough panties - on sale - to keep them happy for at least three months. Then they are bored with the panties.....and you.

I could be wrong.


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For those of you who have actually READ this far....the Road Warrior part defines my worklife. NOT that I have a motorcycle (but do love riding on the back) the Warrior Princess part...like Xena...put them together and it was just too frickin' cute.

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If you think you might have an urge to call me Mommy at a delicate moment....uuuummm....you are probably too young for me.

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"If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things."- Albert Einstein

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