Rather than set the stage with some hackneyed, inconsequential biographical account that says literally nothing about who I am as a person or how intriguing and unique my personality truly is, I figure the best thing to do is list as many random non-sequiturs following absolutely no structure or order other than synapses in my perennially random mind.

So, without further adieu, here goes: I love small towns, I used to memorize dictionaries, I have a bachelors degree in journalism and English, I am a writer in every sense of the word and am often considered strange because of it, I could care less what anyone thinks about me, I have never been a follower, I was expelled from one grade school and one high school, I am now a teacher, I love irony, I have very light blue eyes, I still skateboard and play the drums like I am 18 years old, I am obsessed with using just the right word in every sentence, I love semi-colons, I can't think of one Hollywood movie star I find attractive, I was born and raised on punk rock music, my father is a physicist and I can barely add and subtract(Irony again), my favorite show of all time is Roseanne,I have a very strong abomination for the "real men of genius commercials", when I tell stories I rarely ever leave out any details thus making the story go on way longer than the listener (or pseudo-listener) had initially intended...


Opps! way over two minutes. Oh well! Anything else you want to know just email me..yada, yada, yada.

Dinner, Movie, Drinks, Coffee...It all depends on how comfortable we feel around each other...Ideally, would be a Cardinals game.