I am looking for someone with these characteristics: You must be between 5'10"-6'3" with washboard abs and a really good tan. I only talk to guys who have pictures up without their shirts on, preferably in front of their cars or in the bathtub. You must make more than $100,000 a year and drive a Mercedes or Jaguar(preferably black), I might make an exception for a BMW if it's silver. You absolutely must be funny, witty, strong, honest and willing to provide for me as I lounge around at home in my pajamas. I prefer someone who works out at the gym at least 5 times a week and follows a low-fat diet. You must have dark brown or black hair and a goatee. A little hair on the chest is a nice addition, overly hairy men need not apply. If you don't have professional pics of yourself in your profile please do not contact me.

If you took any of this seriously please don't contact me!!! I've read so many profiles with "requirements" I had to say something. I'm really just an average girl looking for a guy who will spend time with me and love me. I am very affectionate and would love to meet someone to watch late night movies with, snuggle on the couch with, hike in the mountains with, walk the dog with, go out to eat with. Someone with a good sense of humor who can laugh with me. I want someone to depend on when times are tough and it seems like the world is against me. I love to read and spend time with my family and my 12 year old son. I enjoy keeping up with what's going on in the world around me and love to debate anything from politics to religion. I believe that the only rule that needs to be followed is the golden rule. Everything else flows from that. I believe that I am my brother's keeper. If you love to laugh and are kind I would love to hear from you. If you can't spell or have poor grammar please don't reply!(lol)