okay okay another update, I am not looking anymore, the only bloke I fancy is
never gonna get with me - and I don't want a depressed / miserable person bossing me around - so I guess that is it single forever more - blahhh!

I'm never gonna look like a barbie doll or wax / bleach my fanny/bum hole like no stripper either so I guess it is game over, I will grow all my body hair and grunt like an ape/monkey man an pick up rubbish in the street like a bag lady / throw my poo at strangers - maybe that would make me more attractive ?

god I'm pissed off, I need a bloke that can laugh, make me smile, rather than sit there whining about bills...
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old profile:

I'm just here looking, a half normal male would be nice... I have to fancy him a while first - is that too much too ask ? He needs to have some meat on his bones, I worry about men that are too slim (maybe I worry that I'll crush him ...by accident in the night!)

I don't mind if he comes with some 'mental baggage' most people do, but I'm not interested in angry/violent types that hate women, or my dog!

Note: I'm not a skinny chick (so if you don't like fat chicks I wouldn't bother -as I'm not ashamed of it - don't need negative attitude every day either thanks!), I'm working on getting healthier, I quit drink, drugs and all the bad things YEARS go now, but I'm looking for someone in better nick than myself to inspire me maybe :-)

ps - if you got constant stinky feet and / or don't know how to eat with your mouth closed - I'm sorry but the wedding is off !

They say people get fussy about partners as as they get older - which is probably why half the men on here are looking for 18 year olds - well I'm nearer 40 and time is not reversing - maybe the reason there are so many lonely men is because they can't settle for someone their own age - I must admit that most blokes 10 years younger look more attractive to me than people my age - but in reality I'm not going to have anything in common with them, so I'm not looking for a toy boy (thanks all the same)

People just after a shag should just use their local massage parlor - it saves all the relationship problems and is about the same price as a few dates.

Escape somewhere, KISS a lot then go back home ? I don't know, they didn't do dating when I was younger.