Hhmm...Im a private eye looking for a suspect that is a possible organ thief.
This person is very intellegent, cleaver and a master of counter intellegence. She is described as slim to athletic, medium height between 5'5 and 6'. She is a master of disguise and can be seen with any eye and hair colour. She has been known to engage in places that support Salsa dancing and loves to be the center of attention.
This woman has a nasty habit of stealing mens hearts and adding them to her little collection and then breaking a few just to amuse herself from time to time. lol
She can be seen in streetside cafes spying up new targets or researching new material at many of the citys book stores. She has the ability of disappearing all of a sudden and hiding out in the wilderness under the guise of a camper and there have been some reports though uncomfermed that she knows horses. We are still looking into this as it may still be just rumour.
If you see a woman that appears to be part of this possible description then please contact that add asap as there will be a very generous reward for the safe return
of the heart that I need back Soooo Bad.

Try to find out how she got a hold of my heart in the first place I guess