Before we get started: Apparently some on here are a bit on the childish side still, so I must make one thing clear. While it may be every man's fantasy including myself(just bein honest), I, personally, am looking for a meaningful realationship with a STRAIGHT young lady, not Bi, so, yea-if you're Bi, BYEBYE...

Hey! The name's DAN, and I live in Sharon, Pa right now. I'm all about fun, and always havin' a good time. I love crackin jokes and being a sarcastic smart ass quite often! I STILL HAVE A SERIOUS SIDE, AND KNOW WHEN TO USE IT. I enjoy going out and havin a few cold ones and sharing some laughs, going out to dinner and a movie, getting out in general! And even just stayin in to relax, and watch a flick.
Let's see....I've got a full time job i enjoy(could pay more, but love what i do!) - that I've been at for almost 6 years. I live with my almost-3-year-old Jack Russell pupster who's "my world". I say that in quotes cuz it seems everyone has something that's "the world" to them, whether that be a kid, or whatever. No kids here, at least none that noone's told me about yet.

Just kidding!

MORE ABOUT ME:
I love to make you laugh, I'm a lover, not a hater. It's not too often that there's not a smile on my face. I always try to be in a positive, good mood, no matter what life throws at me.
I primarily listen to heavy metal/hard rock, and trance/techno/industrial/electronic dance, (strange combination, eh?!?), but I also enjoy classic rock, and 80s music fo sho!, and some occasional "hip hop"!
I come complete with no criminal history and a clean driving record, and I'm drug and disease free!!!
I Love Canada!(random, but a fact!) eh?!?
I'm a STEELERS fan!!!
I wear 00g plugs, no ink yet. 5 piercings-all above the neck! Just not up for urinating in 5 different directions!!! Lol
Despite my pix, I smile 99.9% of the time.
I love coffee, especially DunkinDonuts coffee!
I'm spontaneous.
I'm a goofball and funny as hell, with quite the warped sense of humor!
Yes, I love exclamation points!!!!!
Sometimes I wear glasses, and I always wear my sunglasses at nite :-D
I was in a serious relationship with a shared home for about 9 years until January '09, when that came to a screeching halt which was beyond my control. I would like a meaningful relationship, perhaps fall in love again and maybe eventually share life with a nice, good-hearted young lady with as great of a personality as myself.
I can be a cuddler and a listener!
I'm not fake, I am GEN-U-WINE!!
I'M JUST A SUPER NICE DUDE!!!, looking for a nice girl, not a whore.

Umm.......Work can sometimes consume some, but not all of my time, so finding time for anything or anyone is definately never a problem...I do go out on week nights! The work schedule - (5:30a-2:30p m-f, every other sat.) - puts me to bed slightly earlier than some of you, except on the weekends of course! So, if you work evenings/late nites on a regular basis, perhaps you'd rather talk to an unemployed drug addict that lives with his 'rents and has no car!! There's plenty around here-believe me, and time won't be an issue...Lol
If you're the type that has no time for anything whatsoever, then move along, cuz I'd prefer to see someone more than once every other week, ya follow?!?

What I Look For In A Girl
My girl's gotta have a little bit of meat on the bones, I don't really get attracted to skinny skinny girls, especially crackhead-skinny ones. Lol
I'm 5'8", I like a girl a lil shorter than me,with as awesome of a personality as me, a love for laughing, a beautiful smile and eyes I def. look for and a nice lil badunkadunk!!! Ethnicity/race doesn't make a damn difference.

If I have offended you at all within the content of this profile, apparently you're not as open-minded or down to earth as I am. This is just the way it is. If you're smart, you'll get it. I'm just being honest.

If there's anything I left out, or anything you wanna know, feel free to ask ask ask. I'm also occasionally on AIM as "pope692". I enjoy meeting new people all the time!

Oh, BTW, thanks for taking the time to check me out. :)

Let's go have a few drinks in a laid-back atmosphere and get to know eachother, let's laugh a little, maybe a stroll in the park, I'm always down for some coffee, especially when accompanied with sparkling conversation!!...Let's just have some FUN!!!!