I am a motivated, but easy-going person who tries not to take life too seriously and greatly appreciate the same in others. I especially like to try new things so that even if I am not into something, at the very least, I will most likely give it a try. I'm very outgoing, and love to kick back, and have a good time!






I love to write...especially humorous stuff.

Here are a few "status updates" on Facebook that I've written recently. Hope you don't find me obnoxious for posting things I've written up here, but I figure, it's not a bad way to express who I am at least in a more expansive way then just writing the typical "by the book" things people tend to write on these dating websites.
At the very least, I can hope you get a smile out of it. :)




**This morning, Dave entered the kitchen, and witnessed Uncle Ben's grain on Aunt Jemima's waffle. Embarrassed, he then quietly tiptoed out of the room.


**Dave again feels bummed on a Friday, being that it means Monday is just around the corner!

**While walking in a park, Dave slipped, & fell into a huge puddle of mud, & muddy water. Sitting in, & covered in mud, he noticed 2 people jogging near the mudhole. Panicked, he continued to sit in the mud, & began splashing violently & laughing, as if having a great time, hoping that the joggers didn't think he was just a clumsy oaf who accidentally fell into the mudhole by accident, but rather enjoyed partaking in muddy-ass merrymaking!

**Foolishly figuring he could arrive at his destination in half the time, Dave gruelingly attempted to drive 2 cars at the SAME TIME, & suffered an excruciatingly painful groinal injury, thanks to accidentally putting one of the vehicles in reverse, & the other in drive. PLEASE NOTE: This did NOT happen.


**Sometimes, those whom you may never have thought of as the philosopher-type, might reveal themselves as having a soul that has been born old, but grows Jung.


I try to be well-rounded and ever-improving. I am good at learning from my mistakes and usually, but not always (some things are better left unsaid), appreciate it when people are direct. I'm very outgoing, and love to kick back, and have a good time!

Meet for a drink! Quiet, cool conversation is always the best way to get to know someone. I would say that probably the worst idea for a first date would to go to movie, for obvious reasons.