***Update!!! I am NOT looking for a pen pal!!! If you are not interested in chatting on the phone after a few e-mails then please pass me by. I joined this site to actually meet someone. Pen pals were great in 5th grade!!!***

I am a SWM, 38, attractive, fit, intelligent, college educated, with a very sarcastic sense of humor. Looking for someone who is sarcastic as well. I own my own business so there are benefits from a flexible schedule perspective. My 3 year old Boston Terrier, Snoop, is my baby! So I guess dog lovers are important to me. I am fiercely loyal and have never cheated in my life (my Mother would kill me!), I'm brutally honest, and love "nice girls" (no drama!). Intelligence is extremely attractive to me. I am a true romantic and gentleman at heart. I am atheist, so if this is an issue, I understand completely. I do completely respect another's religious and political beliefs. Please don't try and "convert" me and I will offer the same courtesy to you! :) I love listening to all types of music (other than country or classical), just recently hired a personal trainer and I am loving it, enjoy watching NFL football (Go Vikes!) on Sundays, playing a little Texas hold 'em, having a nice glass of red wine. I was born and raised in Minnesota and I do not miss the cold!!! I have been in FL for 4+ years now. I have to admit it, I can't cook worth a crap. Sorry!!! I really don't know what to expect on here, heard good things from a friend on here so we'll see what happens!!! Just for the record... closed minded people, sexists, racists, liars, & stalkers suck donkey kong! And seriously, what kind of a question is "do I own a car"?!?!? Seriously??? Really??? Are there people on here riding around on horseback or mopeds??? Or having to borrow their parents car??? What the?!?! :)

How about something as simple as some good conversation and an appetizer over a drink to see if there is chemistry??? Share a few laughs (hopefully LOL) and go from there!!! Or if you are feeling really adventurous, a staring contest is always a GREAT icebreaker!!! LOL :)