I'm So Ronery
I'm so ronery
So ronery
So ronery and sadry arone

There's no one
Just me onry
Sitting on my rittle throne
I work very hard and make up great prans
But nobody ristens, no one understands
Seems that no one takes me serirousry

And so I'm ronery
A little ronery
Poor rittre me

There's nobody
I can rerate to
Feer rike a bird in a cage
It's kinda sihry
But not rearry
Because it's fihring my body with rage

I work rearry hard to stay nice and fit
But none of the women seem to give a sh*t
When I rure the world maybe they'rr notice me
But untir then I'rr just be ronery
Rittre ronery, poor rittre me
I'm so ronery
I'm so ronery

This is not the greatest profile in the world, no this is just a tribute. Couldn't remember the greatest profile in the world, no. No! This is a tribute, oh, to the greatest profile in the world, all right! It was the greatest profile in the world, all right! And it was the best mother ****in' profile, the greatest profile in the world!

My grandma used to say; if you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie.

Ladies, I am always a sweetie, and I do wipe the seatie! Of course I will do my very best not to pee on the seat at all, so how can you go wrong with me?

Random list of words somehow connected to me: acting, home theatre, swing dancing, movies, travel, romance, integrity, geek, writer, pensive, kind, animals, music, techie, artistic, cycling, moneysmart, cuddling, adventure, smart, sensitive, loyal, ruby tuesday, classic rock, creative, will ferrell, moral, reading.

And you are: funny, sarcastic, honest, SMART, loyal, kind, silly, fit, mature, immature, unique, pretty, cute, animal lover, mila kunis, creative, nice butt, happy.

I intend to dance the night away at my wedding, and be good at it.

Basically I just want a girl who gets up early, I want a girl who stays up late, I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity, Who uses a machetti to cut through red tape, With fingernails that shine like justice, And a voice that is dark like tinted glass, She is fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack, She's touring the facility and picking up slack, I want a girl with a short skirt, And a long, long jacket.

You are not: a smoker, a cheater or a bisexual, and you don't do drugs. Everything else is negotiable. :)

You may be thinking, having read this profile, "Yes, that's all very clever, sir, but I want to know stuff about you."

And the answer to that is, no, you don't, Sorry, but if you did you'd be emailing me right now as a prelude to meeting me and getting to know me. Because that's how it works in real life doesn't it? People don't walk down the street wearing a sandwhich board with a bio and list of their likes and dislikes written on it allowing you to eliminate them from consideration before you've even met them.

Nah, instead you just get to look at them, and if you have any dirty thoughts when you do, then maybe you will find a way to spend some time with them in order to determine if their personality is equally intriguing, and if it is then you can get in each others pants and eat cheesecake together. Maybe if they are hot enough you might get in each others pants anyway, but in that case you may as well skip the cheesecake.


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