So....I'm really good at this part if we were developing a professional relationship. It's the bragging about myself personally that's a bit of a challenge. So, I'm going to take this in a new direction.

The coolest place I've ever been: Innsbruck, Austria.
The worst: Galeton, Pennsylvania (Trust me.....there's a story!)

Public speaking style: Stand-up comedy with some heartfelt emotion. (Yes, this is true for Best Man toasts as well as eulogies.)

The strangest drinking experience I've ever had: Getting drunk with Barry Williams (Greg Brady) and Mark Price (Skippy Handelman from Family Ties) in the same night. (STRANGE!!!!)

The last musical/religious experience I had: Michael Stipe pointed at me! Yep, at me!!!! (It was 1995....give me a break!)

Number of states I've traveled to: 44 (I'd like to hit all 50, but North Dakota? Do I have to?)

How I spend my days: staring at a computer, talking on the phone and mind-screwing the general public. (I'll explain later.)

What I'd rather do for a career: Charles Kuralt ('Nuff said)

Why I'm on POF: To find that amazingly funny, smart, sexy and sweet woman who GETS me and enjoys it!

Why you want to talk to me: Because you're slightly amused by this profile and curious as to what kind of guy would make this his profile. Want to find out if it gets more interesting behind the curtain?

Wow! That's it...just Wow! At least that's what I'd like to say to describe it!