god this is hard!selling ya self like this lol.... OK i,ll do my best......
i live on my own with my cat (marmite) don,t laugh ! in a small village NR ashford Kent .
I'm a short ass as you can see ,curvy ,voluptuous size 18,(yes! a 18 so not skinny,but not mrs blobby ! so don't be shallow ) full of life,always smiling and up for a laugh .haven't grown up yet i don't think, hey why should i? but being serious life is too short and i can be a adult when needed...
love spending time with my friends ( mostly couples )doing the normal stuff ,having a drink, boogie etc like eating out ,pictures, live gigs ,etc but on the other side of the coin like to veg on the sofa , take away, DVDs , cuddling up with you lol !
don't have kids sadly, but love to look after my great nephew , yeah I'm a great aunt! sounds like i should have lots of cats and smell of wee ! lol
what I'm i looking for ?... a guy who is honest and loving,and who wants to settle down, im not in to playing games , so no time wasters plz
my hates... lies,cheats, no teeth ! no joke there are a lot of no teeth wonders out there errrr ! ps if your just looking for sex then im not your girl ,so trott on lol .

first date !oooo! so exciting.... well hopefully we would have chatted a bit by now and at least like the sound of each other... i think we should meet up for a drink ,maybe something to eat,even a walk on the coast sharing a bag of chips! what ya think ?
ganna leave you now, hope you like the sound of me ? who knows this maybe the start of a crazy relationship.... take care if not and i hope you find that special lady..... on FB Tracy Archer
love Tracy xxx