Lets see here...before the crack of dawn I chug 3 raw turtle eggs spinkled with bee-stingers, then hop in my Ferrari Enzo and scream up to Mt Charleston. Throwing on a 100 lbs backpack...I run backwards all the way up to the peak. Feeling on top of the world, I levitate my muscular, award-winning body through a new multi-milllion dollar spiritual program I invented. Later that day I attend a Tantric Awards ceremony in which I am awarded the coveted "Love God" medal {tenth year in a row. Yawn}. Fighting off dozens of crazed women, I sneak out a side door, only to be accosted by members of Congress desperately seeking counsel on how to run the country. Am I smokin or what!?
C'mon! You didn't think I was serious did you!? Lol. Anyway, if you're still reading this, then you probably suspected I was spoofing/satirizing Internet profiles hat read like the world's greatest humans. They promise much, but deliver little {or at all} in "reality." "Big hat, no cattle," as we say down in Texas.
As for me, anyone who knows me would tell you I am honest, direct {mean what I say and say what I mean}. I am spiritual, eclectic, worldly {but down-to-earth}, passionate and sensuous {great kisser!}! Love children and animals for their trust, innocence, and the joy they find by simply being in the moment! Love nature for its recreational {sking, hiking, swimming, boating/sailing}, as well as for its spiritual and aesthetic qualities.
I was born in Texas, but moved to Paris {where my Mom is from} when I was 11, and remained there until my twenties. I got to travel all over Europe, from the Swiss Alps to Italy, Spain and England. Needless to say, my experiences abroad have been very influential in shaping who and what I am today {a confused French-Texan! Lol}. My interests and activities are eclectic: from working out, skiing & hiking to football, Burgers and Rock 'n Roll, to fine dining, jazz and blues, to candlelit dinners at home {where we spend time perfecting the art of 'pillow-talk' and the art of kissing}.
I seek a fit, trim, shapley, sensuous woman of 'character' and 'depth'... a woman who lives her life with passion and gusto!---A woman who thinks and lives outside the box a bit. One who is self-reflective, kind and thoughtful, and lives her life along spiritual lines. Please "walk the talk." No "shuck and jive" as I am allergic to games, lies and vacuity. Are you?

Geez, lets just meet first, ok. lol