If your looking for a guy who wants you to marry him for his biceps I'm probably not the guy for you. Don't get me wrong I'm totally hot but seriously!! I think I have a little bit more going for me other than my increadible strength and my massive wealth alone.

Basically I'm extremely flexible, both literally as well as figuratively, and although I am fully capable of planning something romantic, religiously penciling in one or two firm points of thoughtfull chivalrous interest, I am more often than not drawn to spontaneity resulting in a preference for graphite as opposed to ink. Without a single drop of seriousness I urge you not to get me started on the word processor, for if you venture down that path of absurdity, our first date might include a quick jaunt to the Genesis Typewriter Museum, where you would be subjected to an anti war like protest, led by some hot stud...me in particular, #*@!^ slapping technology across her jaw.

We could go anywhere but the Typewriter Museum basically. I'm not allowed back in that place. I have also been informed by registered telegram that my grand children will unfortunately not be granted entry either. I have to live with that for the the rest of eternity. Please don't bring it up on the first date for it pains me beyond belief and will forever be a burden far to heavy for this soul to bear.