I'm just here to check it out. My name is Lauren, I like to do pretty much everything. I like shows and concerts and moto and the lake and traveling and barbecues and family. I'm currently working on my masters in education counseling.

Here is what you should know about me:

I often quote obscure movies at inappropriate times.
I am a sucker for nachos.
I think flowers are a waste of money.
I live for my son. Don't expect to meet him, you're not that important.
I want to get my doctorate.
I despise strippers, and or sluts. Usually synonymous in Vegas.
I grew up in CA, I will go back.
I sneak food into movie theaters.
I think men are all the same, prove me wrong.
I laugh at my own jokes.... cause I'm funny.
I believe in traditional marital roles.
I know how to line dance. Good luck getting me to do it.
I have a crooked smile.
I squeal like a little girl when there's a bug in my face.
I especially hate it when they fly near my ears.
I want to see the world.
I want to get married someday.
I want someone who doesn't feel the need to stray emotionally or physically.

I love snowboarding.
I hate broccoli and tomatoes.
I love Family Guy

I'm a proponent of gay marriage and plastic surgery.
I am not gay, and have had no surgery.

I like to think I'm uncomplicated, but I'm probably not.

That's your job. And don't say get drinks, I'm allergic.
P.S. Don't send me some form letter, and don't send me the same form letter twice. That's just rude. If you can't come up with something original to say to me... the keep it movin buddy!!!