Updated 8/12 - for my birthday!

FOR SALE: 1 slightly used adult male, clean(in body not in mind), hair still on head(and quite fearful of new places), all parts attached and working(no, really!), generally in good health, doesn't make any unholy noises or smells(ok, sometimes), minimal care required - but has 40 years of road behind him. All reasonable offers will be considered.

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Apparently being a nice and decent guy isn't quite what you ladies are looking for. You appear to prefer that idiot type. With that in mind and after much deep thought, I've entered a new profile for your consideration(and entertainment). My old profile is farther below should you choose to read it.


I may be just the guy you're looking for! I'll buy you flowers, take you on dates and tell you everything you want to hear. Along with that, you get the following: Pretty soon after we're together, I'll start to lie to you. I'll cheat on you - probably try to sleep with some of your "hot" friends, or, any place else I can get some. If you question me about it, I'll get indignant and angry until YOU apologize. I'll take/return your calls when I feel like it. You can cook and clean for me, most likely while I'm on the couch drinking beer or hanging with the boys. I'll probably need to borrow money from you or maybe even get you to support me. If not, I'll just steal from you. I'm sure to tell you how fat you're getting, but that's OK, I'll just tell you that I'm sorry and it'll all be OK.

Call me!



If you're still reading and haven't figured out that I'm joking and being a sarcastic smarta**, move on to another profile.....please!

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What can I write here that isn't already in every other profile.....I'm tired of the bar scene...my friends would say...not looking for games...no DRAMA wanted or needed...you know the rest, you've read it all on a thousand other profiles. What I will say is this. Put simply, I'm just a genuine, nice decent guy. Yeah, there are still some of us left out there. Why is it that women always say they want to find a nice guy, but then always choose an idiot??? I want to live, love and have a great time along the way. I still say please and thank you, open doors for ladies, am polite and mind my manners.......and know when to be bad.

You'll find me in the islands a couple of times per year - I love to travel down there. The island culture, food and beaches can't be beat! Weekend getaways are a necessity also!

The most important thing in life is to just live it. I work in a job where I see peoples lives end, terrible injury or illness and I don't want to look back at the end and be sorry for anything.