MY OCCUPATION....
I work in real estate which basically means I work when I want and get to travel and goof off.

ABOUT ME....
-I love all types of music.
-I'm pretty mature for my age and am often labeled as "Wise beyond my years"
-I love to be barefoot, take naps and sing for deaf children.
-I can cook 20 minute brownies in 19 minutes.
-I read a LOT, mostly history and philosophy.
-I randomly ride around with good friends singing at the top of my lungs as a method to annoy people and break boredom.
-If we hang out there will never be an "awkward silence" don't worry, if you're nervous I will just tease you.
-I'm not looking for the trophy girlfriend, I'm much more interested in personality. You don't have to be a model for me to respond, but if you are a model...please prove to me that you're ALL not bat sh*t crazy.

MORE YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT ME....
I don't always take life too seriously (it’s supposed to be fun). I am a challenging person and you have to really stand out to win over my affection....good luck with that!

WHO I'D LIKE TO MEET....
I’m seeking a like-minded woman to share a disastrous 3-9 month relationship with, ending in emotional chaos and possibly legal proceedings. I am looking for an attractive female who will at first give me obsessive love, praise and devotion - but whose paranoia, self-loathing and fear of rejection and abandonment will eventually lead her to alternately push me away and pull me closer in a love/hate cycle that will lead to infidelity, consensual sexual violence, and the eventual emotional breakdown of one of us - or if we’re lucky - both of us.

HMMM..WHAT ELSE....
I'm not taking this too seriously. I don't play mind games, nor do I placate low self esteem. Until you impress me I will treat you like my bratty little sister.

So... lunch or dinner is what you want?? I know this great little out of the way Mexican restaurant that you would just LOVE. Its called Taco Bell.

Shoot me your number and I might extend an invite if you promise not to steal the toy from my kids meal.