I am a fairly simple guy with keen wit, analytical mind and a somewhat warped sense of humor. Sarcastic at times. Cynical at times. People tell me I am a minimalist. I don't buy into what society dictates we need in order to be happy. I know what my needs are and what my wants are. I need to be honest with myself. I do have some baggage but it isn't the full 7 piece set. I am trying to pare it down to a small wallet. I do not believe I am capable of unconditional love. Don't really know if I am looking for anyone but hopefully I will know if she finds me. I don't think I can sweep anyone off their feet, but I can vacuum up a storm, and dust if there aren't too many knick knacks.

I have a young spirit trapped in an older body. I've been told except for my face I look alot like George Clooney. If I were to compare myself to a famous actor I would have to say it would be the performing "Hello My Baby" frog off the Bugs Bunny cartoon.

I am curious and will try ALMOST anything once. Might take some coaxing however. Music wise I like most of the stuff that I can understand the words to. Not the meaning of the song but the words. I like music that I can let flow through me so Rap and Punk are definately out. Don't enjoy listening to screaming. I like to change the lyrics and goof around with them a little. Wierd Al kinda thing, except X rated, but I am working on that. I am after all, still a guy. I e-travel extensively thanks to Google Earth. I`ve never had a chance to travel much as there was always something with more priority than paying for a holiday.

I do not wish to pick out your drapes, clothes, or order your food for you....unless....you're in the can splashing cold water on your face. : ) You might get a grunt of approval on the drapes and clothes. I would however paint your toe nails. I would consider rolling the last meatball from my BP Smokey Mountain Spaghetti across the plate to you with my nose. Anyone remember that scene from Lady and the Tramp? I would have to say I am a practical romantic. That might include a gift with......yes, a cord. Can I purchase a Freudian Slip at Victoria's Secret?

With the way POF works and being able to see who looked at profiles I can see where the "you check me, I check you" thing would happen. I finally figured out why I have so many people interested in me. Seriously though, I would like not to offend anyone for taking a chance however will only respond to those where I may feel a physical attraction. I have felt "chemistry" and realize it has nothing to do with sex. Did I just say that? Has to do with "being real" however. A picture is pretty much a pre-requisite. Without a message in my inbox I probably will just look at your picture. Call me shallow, but please call me honest. Sometimes I feel like the Titanic. I try to break the ice but wind up getting sunk.

If there were choices for optimist or realist I would choose realist. I can see the glass half full or half emtpy depending how I feel. I just can't brain wash my self into seeing something that isn't there.

My relationship logic: talk/e mail= dating (maybe)= friends (maybe)= LTR (maybe)= 60% chance of failure

DISCLAIMER I: Please be aware that I may be conversing to more than one person on this site at any one time. In the event of actually meeting someone in person I would wish to continue with communication with friends that I may have made on here. As remote as that may sound, it is still a possibility. I WOULD TRUST ME ENOUGH TO LET YOU READ MY MAIL. I have had eggs all in one basket previously. Yup, basket failure, followed by walking on eggshells.

DISCLAIMER II: Please be aware that I possess a conscience. If you're married count me out. Period. Seperated OK. Please be able to produce paperwork.


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A of game of pool, mayhaps a walk or some mini golf. Something where we could talk and laugh a little, or a lot. I would ask for some input as to keep things in BALANCE. I've pretty much ruled out Running of the Bulls.