Please read My Ten commandments of dating..... TEN COMMANDMENTS OF INTERNET DATING
I. YOU SHALL NOT BE IMAGINARY
OK, let’s get real. You have to BE real. As in a real person, flesh and blood, I AM NOT INTERESTED in cyber or phone sex. I prefer to enjoy real man, not pixels. Yes, you do have to say that these days. {Then please move the fiuck on}

II. YOU MUST NOT BE A WOMAN (now, or any time previous to now)
If you’ve ever been a WOMAN in your life (not for Halloween or a Masquerade Ball, but with actual female genitalia), I AM NOT INTERESTED.I am not bi-sexual. {Nor will I will do a threesome.} Yes, you have to say that these days, as well. Congratulations on finding your true self, but I am not your Cuban cabana girl

III. YOU MUST BE WHO YOU SAY YOU ARE
If you are thinking about sending me, or are in the habit of sending others, pictures of other men and claiming that they are of you, I AM NOT INTERESTED. You would not believe the absolute WEIRDNESS I have experienced with people pretending to be other people online.

IV. YOU MUST NOT BE MENTALLY UNBALANCED
If you are a drama queen, or have been recently released from a mental care facility, or have been prescribed for narcotic medicines to “keep the voices quiet”, then please seek professional help, I AM NOT INTERESTED. I have reached my “crazy Fiuck tard quota” for this lifetime.

V. YOU MUST NOT SCAM ME
If you are trying to get me to pay you for “insert something weird here”, why don't you give me YOUR credit card number and I'll charge you for the privilege of wasting my time. I am not interested in your web-cam, your “pay to view me naked” website, your incredible skills as a professional escort, or any of these other entrepreneur activities. Congratulations on learning how to work from home, I am sure it beats the hell out of the strip club, but I AM NOT INTERESTED......... VI. If you do not like pets example dogs, cats, birds or even fish well its best you move on. I am a vet assistant and i love animals. (I don't have cats though)I have small dogs and I am planning on getting some birds and making a pond in my back yard. VII. MUST NOT SEND MISLEADING PICTURES
I understand that this is a digital world, and Photo shop can do wonders, but let’s be honest with our pictures. Don’t send me something taken 10 years ago, and don’t “selectively edit” your photos to only show your best feature. I AM NOT INTERESTED in dating 15 pictures of your cool tattoo or selective body part pictures.

VIII. YOU MUST HAVE AN OCCUPATION
Do we really have to talk about this? If your entire day consists of online browsing and hanging out with friends, then can you show me where the magic time warp is? If you are an adult and still living like a teenager, then perhaps you should try dating a teenager (a legal one, that is). I AM NOT INTERESTED.

IX.YOU MUST BE DRAMA FREE I don't want to hear about your Ex and what she did to you. I am not her. Nor do I want to know if I remind you of her..Its a turn off.. If you still want your EX go back with her. That means leave the bull sh*t at the door. Come on now guys... Get over it and move on.
X. ABSOLUTELY NO INQUIRIES IM NOT INTO HOOK UPS OR HAVING SEX WITH ANYONE JUST BECAUSE IM ON THIS DATING SITE. MOVE ON AND GET A HOOKER, STRIPPER, OR EVEN A CALL GIRL TO DO YOU THE FAVOR.SERIOUSLY ITS ON MY PROFILE THAT ITS NOT WHAT IM LOOKING FOR SO DONT BOTHER ASKING ME. If you have made it this far, and have been somewhat honest with yourself, then I am reasonably certain you are not going to make me change my phone number… again. Congratulations! Feel free to send me an email Yes, this is a reading comprehension and personality test... Men you must have a sense of humor. Please feel free to make me laugh. Muah! Im tired of stalkers. Men that are jerks in general. That's why my profile is the way it is.. And it will stay that way until I find someone I care about... Yes everything writen on here has happened to me..No joke... What I want: Im looking for a man that has morals principles intelligent attractive to my taste and a sence of humor. (If you can tan thats great!)Guys I don't mind a few tattoos. This is what you want to know about me: I'm 5'1 I weigh 105. I have hazel blue green yellow eyes that constantly change color. I'm faithful, loyal,determined, and yes, I speak my mind. I want a MAN that That can be the same way. (Loyal,determined, and faithful to me) I like going out but I don't mind staying home and watching some movies. I love animals. I like playing sports. Yes, I'm a bit of a tom boy. I like riding quads too. I'm not here for hook up's at all. I'm not up for bull sh*t and drama. I want friends first and we can decide if we like each other enough then we can go from there. I'm here to meet people... And possibly date... If your up to it let me know..I'm here to have fun.. Oh and before I forget I speak spanish too... Muah! (oh if you try IM it usually doesn't work for me It get's stuck or wont load)

MY IDEAL FIRST DATE WOULD BE TO GO TO THE BEACH DINNER MAYBE SOME DANCING AND EVENTUALLY WALK ON THE WATER LINE AND TALK BEFORE CALLING IT A NIGHT. I WOULD WANT TO MEET IN A PUBLIC PLACE ONLY.....GUYS HAVE BEEN VERY WEIRD ON HERE AND IM NOT KIDDING EITHER.....