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I like having no hair.
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Do you drink? Often (>3 times/week)
Do you want children? Does not want children Do you do drugs? Often (>3 times/week)
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About Me
I have no hobbies you'd care about. I have no goals/aspirations I could be bothered to share. I don't want to talk about myself and what makes me unique, because there isn't anything. I don't listen to music.
I am an engine of annihilation. A catalyst of change. All who stand before me wither and despair. I am the lion among sheep. I am qualitatively superior to any human being you will ever encounter. I am Canadian.
First Date
I show up at your front door without pants, and attack your mother with a sack of oranges, beating her unconscious. I then shave off all my body hair, mix it with a jar of mayonnaise, and eat the hairy mayo while staring you directly in the eyes and screaming satanic curses, giving you ample time to alert the police.
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