Did you ever put a shirt on backwards by accident and then look at yourself wondering if you could just wear it backwards, just because you're too damn lazy to turn it around? that's me. i did that this morning.

alright, i'm not sure where I am going to go with this, but i feel my profile has been lacking some crucial information. The thing is, i am a bit of a weirdo. if you don't like weird people, if you'd rather just have someone tell you about their job, what kind of music they like, etc... im not her. i get bored easily with that conversation. not that its not all well and good... but really, if i like country and you like rap, im not going to hate you. i'll just learn to appreciate rap more. or i'll make you suffer through the twangiest country i can find, to make you appreciate the good stuff. or we could not listen to each others music. either way... just doesn't seem like a convo i want to have for very long.

That said, i guess i should put out the disclaimer that music is huge to me, and i listen to way more than country... i play guitar, and sing constantly. so if that annoys you, you wont like me.

i dont have any particular ideas about what exactly i am looking for, so if you want to be married in 2.4 months and get a baby on the way, im not your girl... not that i'm not open to something serious, but i'm not rushing into anything...ive done it before and it makes things unnecessarily difficult later on...

hmmm...i have no problem meeting people ive never seen before, so i dont plan on chatting with you forever and never meeting. to me, that seems silly... but meeting doesn't mean im your girlfriend... turns out alot of guys seem to have that internal clock ticking worse than girls tend to do...

.... what else.... if i dont ask you to take off your shirt on webcam for me, it does not mean i am racist... i just dont really give a sh*t if you take off your shirt... (sorry that was a particular incident... but one i really dont want repeated)....weird....

let's see... sometimes i wont answer particular questions. not necessarily because there's an embarassing answer or anything, but sometimes there's just more explaining to something than i feel like doing.

hmmm... i love elipses... if you haven't noticed already in this ridiculous rant... i hate when people put things in front of me when im eating, like salt and pepper shakers...
i hate when hangers dont face the same way...
I cant stand when people throw cards, because one always gets lost and then you only have a deck of 51...
oh, and i will always peel the damn tinfoil off the gum package and pop it back... it just looks nicer that way .

if you have a problem with weed, well... i don't. sooo... take from that what you will. I don't do any other drugs, and i dont need weed to survive... but i do like a good joint now and then. i also smoke. i may quit. ive tried, and failed. i will likely try again. but for now, i smoke.
i realize that im not pointing out my finer qualities, but i think you're probably just better warned.
but, to be fair, i am alot of fun if you can get past all of my weirdness. i'm pretty sarcastic but im not a b****... and i appreciate it in other people. sometimes i try to make a funny sarcastic comment and it comes out really lame. the kind of lame where you will think "really? did you just say that?" but because its so lame, you'll probably get a laugh, and it'll be at my expense, but im okay with that. i have no problem laughing at myself... i don't get embarassed easily, and for the most part, im actually fun to hang out with. i have a completely open mind, tabula rasa... which i realize makes my mind completely blank, but well... so be it... id love to learn something from you. and well, my mom thinks im cool. jesus, you've read this far, send me a note... i can't believe i even wrote this far... man, you've got patience...

well, anything would be better than my last first date when i got seriously maimed by an icepick... maybe we could stay out of the woods?