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stooge2009 The Swordfish: seeking some friendly benefits
 
City Berkeley California
Area United States
Ethnicity Caucasian
Sign Virgo
Height6' 3" (191 cm)

 
Age 40
Gender Man
Body Type Average
Religion Non-Religious
Hair Color Brown
Private Images No
Chemistry View | Relationship Needs: N/A

 
I am Seeking a Woman Who is Looking for Intimate Encounter

 
Smoker? No
Do you drink? Socially
Marital Status Single
Profession artist
Smarts Graduate degree
 
Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Do you do drugs? No
Do you have children? No
Do you have a car? Yes

 About Me
 A friend is a friend and a pal is a pal but a buddy is someone you sleep with... I bet you can figure out where this is headed already and if you haven't left yet, and moved onto the next posting, then it must mean you are .... well at least a little intrigued perhaps?

Should we really always beat about the bush...who are we kidding really? Why let your libido languish just because you are still searching for the long term happily ever after? Besides, sex is one of those skills that not only is fun but gets better with practice and what could be more fun than having a regular play partner in the meantime?

Of course you may wonder if I am so hot, what am I doing here and why not post a picture? First of all, it is the extra smart and extra curvy types who really seem to float my boat... how else am I going to meet you? and regarding the picture...can you really imagine any respectable person placing such a forward add and then a picture too? Where is the mystery and excitement in that?

Oops the instructions state that I should talk about my aspirations and my taste in music. And what makes me unique? Does the fact that I have a "big one" make me unique? And if that sort of thing poses a problem for you is my taste in music ever going to matter? and if you have not figured out my aspirations yet, well then it's probably too late to get into now.

If I made you laugh or maybe blush...go ahead and reply! This could be fun!


 
stooge2009 has 2 roses that can be sent.

Mail Settings (To message stooge2009 you MUST meet the following criteria.)
  Female
Age between 31 and 37
Live in United States
Live within 75 miles.
Must not have messaged users looking for intimate encounters or sex.
You must have a picture to contact this user.
Must not be looking for Hang Out
Must not be looking for Talk/E-mail
Must not be looking for Other Relationship
Must not be looking for Friendship
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter
Must not be looking for Activity Partner
Must not do drugs
Must not be married
Must not smoke

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