ALLO!!!
Well firstly, im Stephen. Son of Glen, heir to the throne of the land of IMMAKING DIZUP. So that must of been a dead give away that I have humor... I can ALSO do cartwheels and touch my nose with my tongue. THAT and I once ran around naked out in the streets during a RAGING lightening storm once. It was exhilarating and so much fun. I recommend in this life you try something risky and crazy.
So that about covers my grabbing your attention...
BUT, before I start babbling like a sexy blue brook, Id just like to say theres some pretty damn snotty people out there on this here site. Even some that you will message and they will give you a boring TWO WORD RESPONSE. Say it with me... LAAAAAME! I think we can do better yes?
WELL! You can relax here. Just dont tell me you like to eat your own poop and we will get along like long lost elementary school chums.

But CUT TO ME! Heres some quick facts about.... me ;)

I LIKE and im INTO drama. Those who avoid it or dont like it, CAUSE the drama. I welcome it, cause Im an adult who can handle situations and the people in this world. If not for drama movies and stories would not be told. We would just be told crappy Gossip by TMZ

I can be femmy. I can be butch. I COULD be fit.I COULD be fat. I am alot of things, but just me. This is my skin, and i wear it well.

-Not EVERYTHING about me is gonna be posted on this profile, so learn to ask if you got a question..You got balls..use'em. And not just on me I KID! I KID!..

- Im a very open person, honest and I like to get to the point. Im also random, weird and I do like to Ramble.

-Im a musical whore and when I say musical, I mean just MUSIC. I love ALL kinda music. I believe its my soul food cause I cant go a day without it and finding a new piece of music and it making my heart go BOOM is what makes it so great.

-I LOVE scary movies. Their fun to watch...especially with someone that you can cuddle...Not a fan of the gore tho..thats when i hide my head and grab at the arm handle!

- I believe you SHOULD be nice. If your just gonna be a prick, then be a prick. But DONT ever underestimate a kind genuine person. Its SO easy to be any****or ***hole. Buts its hard to be the kind and nice one. I am a nice guy, but ive learnt not EVERYONE is as genuine and nice as myself or kind as others. So if i wanted to talk to an ***hole, I would bend over and talk to my own thanks...

- I will never be what your really looking for. That "dream man" you have in your head, is JUST in your head. Im just me...

- My friends and family are my strength. I havnt quite figured out my real weakness...it used to be guys..but now its not. Sorry boiz...

- you will NEVER know what comes out of my mouth next. I am that random... and I like to keep people on their toes..Man. Whoever i settle down with i feel kinda bad for. Haha. Hes gonna have an exciting life with me there..bahaha u poor rich basturd

- I am not a snob. I hate that if people think im attractive that i will just dismiss them. I talk to everyone. Given in person i can be shy and THAT can easily be confused with snobbish. Everyones different and I LOVE meeting and talking. Even if I message a person and im not their type they get all "OMG. IM NOT INTERESTED." :-| ....really?...Get OVER URSELF( and under me..KIDDING!. God. I swear my past experience working at a porno store has perved me. and yes..I did work at a porno store once. ANYWAYS!) Did you not read that im here for HANG OUT? As in friends? JAYZUS! NEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXT!

-I stand 5'9ish. I weigh around 200 pounders. Im a hairy S.O.B, & i got balls and a**** That should cover the body info part...

-I dont know what I want. I know I want companionship. But Im not sure about dating... too many PLENTY OF A$$HOLES out there. Maybe something casual. Then work its way up to that place.

Im a pretty average fellow with many things that make my heart go BOOM. I am single, but MEH. Im not in any hurry or rush to find a guy. Putting myself first ;)
BUt it sure would be nice to find a guy to sweep me off my sneakers. Romance and CHEESE are so hard to find in guys these days.

I perfer spontainous suprises to be honest. It shows that the guy interested was listening to what I was saying ( Thats hint #1 that hes good at communication). Or taking me somewhere they love to go. Its hard to describe what would I do for a first date. Cause everyones different, and no date for me is ever the same. I find the best dates are the ones with fun, lots of talking and the cliff hanger kiss...