Hello ladies my name is Adam

What do you get when you mix PMS and GPS together?

I have been divorced since 1999, my children are all grown (I have 3 boys & 2 girls)with 9 grandchildren. I'm a family man who loves his kids dearly. My mother & father made me who I am today, I was born & raised in Arizona.

'You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here.'

COP: "When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least."
LADY: "You're wrong, officer, it's only my hat that makes me look that old."

My music taste ranges from the oldies, 60's and 70's to country, jazz & blues. I'm outgoing and my friends say I have a good sense of humor. I like being around ladies who are fun, funny and outgoing.

I enjoy being around horses and other animals. My goals are to find joy in others and to take time for the simple things in life. Women who take charge without being bossy is ok with me.

A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa Homer gets out. The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park...and couldn't find his way home. "Now Homer", said grandma "You've been going to that park for over 30 years! So how could you get lost ?" Leaning close to grandma, so that the policeman couldn't hear. Homer whispered, "I wasn't lost.....I was just too tired to walk home."

I enjoy the outdoors like hiking, camping, and also going to the movies. I also enjoy nice quiet evenings at home. Open to new experiences and trying new things.

'Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while.'

I am looking for someone that is honest, open, loving, understanding, caring, and not into playing games.

So what do you get when you mix PMS and GPS together?

A Crazy **** That Will Find You!

I want someone to be my equal and herself. I'm not in any hurry and I am not going to rush into things. I am not looking for that perfect woman I am just looking for that woman who would be perfect for me.

By the way for those of you who are curious I'm not FBI. The FBI cap was a gift from a friend who attended the FBI Academy. However, I am in law enforcement and have been for 35 years, I work for the State.

A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The reporter rognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him 'Why do you carry a 45?' The Ranger responded, 'Because they don't make a 46.'

Treat her with respect