Where do I begin, I was born on a beautiful September morning in the year of the dragon: 1976. I weighed in at a respectable 9 lbs something something ounces. I don't have the exact figures at my disposal at this time. My earliest memory is watching the old BBC program Dr. Who while being in my playpen.

In grade one I was struck by a car in a bowling alley parking lot which caused my right wrist and and right femur bone to be broken. I subsequently spent the next 7 weeks recovering from this "accident". During my stay I trained myself to become the hosptial's fastest wheelchair racer. I was rewared with many He-Man's and Hot-Wheel's for my achievements in this highly dangerous sporting event.

Upon my return, I spent the next few years furthering my education in the field of primary school education where I learned such invaluable information as the "multiplication tables" and "sharing". In grade 7 I made my first political statement by refusing to partake in the newly assigned "french class". I felt at the time that the government was wrong in forcing students into taking this language studies course because I would rather have learned how to speak pig latin. I was assigned an "F" for this endeavor.

In my later years I chanced upon the ancient sport of ten pin bowling. I studied under my father who was on Team Canada in the 60's and who was decorated with a silver medal for his achievements.

As of now, looking back on my past achievements, I have lived a pretty good life thus far. And I am looking for that "special lady friend" to accompany me on my future travels.

- MarkusL

For a first date maybe go for a coffee first and if that goes well maybe go for a walk somewhere to burn off the calories of the liquid sugar cappachino drink I just had.