Much like all my kindred spirits here on plentyoffish.com, I have been so insanely busy with the awesomeness of my awesome life that I simply haven't had time to meet anyone. You can e-mail me, but I only allocate 1-2 minutes per week between running my organic winery, volunteering with blind children, political protests, motorcycle racing, and my modeling career to answer these e-mails. If you are lucky, I will send you a one line response while skydiving. Please excuse any typos. I thank my personal assistant for writing this and helping me find somebody worthy of my time.

Seriously, I am a pretty normal guy. I keep the douchebaggery to a minimum and I don't play Dungeons and Dragons. I have a very good job. I have a gym membership. I remember to send my nieces birthday presents. I do not have any unsightly body hair or emit strange odors. Various women have told me I am the funniest guy they have ever met. None of them is my girlfriend, so take that item with a grain of salt. If you think you are a normal female and have realistic expectations of who you are looking to meet, then please send me an e-mail. If you are one of those crazy women who likes lots of drama and is looking to just use a guy and discard him... then you can contact me too.

Coffee or drinks. Keeping it simple always is the best plan. It is probably a good idea if you have one of your friends call you one hour into the date in case you need to make up an emergency as an excuse to leave.