Hello everyone. Please be seated. Let's see...Who am I? I'm addicted to laughter, laughing, making people laugh and using the word 'laugh' repeatedly in a sentence. My friends are as ridiculous and funny as I am, and I'm drawn to creative, energetic, mindblowing people.

I'm a scared of people whose profiles say they're looking for "the one" or their soulmate. I'm on here to make friends, and if there's a spark for something beyond friendship that'll be awesome, but I'm just hoping to meet funny, cool people.

I'm half-Cuban and half-Puerto Rican, but don't worry, I've already got a green card. (I was born in Miami.)

Hmmmm. What else? I'm interested in meeting someone funny, confident, intelligent and adventurous with a taste for the completely absurd.

Margaritas, rocks, salt on the rim, ending with some serious breakdancing.