Jealousy executed properly is flattering, but my two closest homies are male, and they are not going anywhere.

If you can aid my quest to became the best speller in the world or use words I slyly have to google, I will follow you to the end of the Earth.

I am not a picky eater. I hope you are not either, but if you are a vegetarian, I will find that to be a charming quality.

Ha- I have been a party to this site for a whole 5 min and already I must say, If you are using a picture of you surrounded by chicks, obviously you are doing okay and need not seek my delightful company.

I laugh at off color jokes, but if the dreaded N-word is something you spew in anger, I would likely slap your face.

Heavy metal music is my ear-candy. There are other genres I dabble in, but metal makes my world go round. (If you're thinking, "Great! We can go to a Godsmack concert together," think again.)

I don't do drugs, I smoke green.

I pay attention to table manners. I use them and expect the same from my date. And I use the age old method of offering to pay, but we know what that means...

I won't bother ranting that I don't desire to associate with a cheater, If you're going to cheat, you're going to cheat. I will vibe you and you will be gone.

I don't have an over abundance of spare time. I work and go to school. My spare time tends to be on a night-owl schedule.

I have run across so many profiles that are genuinely hilarious. It's nice to know that being funny is a common trait for single men. Thanks for the good read, guys.

I don't know. It's unfortunate but I leave that up to the guy, I don't envy the fact that they have to try to summon up something awesome. The thing is, if I dig you, it matters none what we are doing.