How it all happend.

Once upon a time there was this guy who was well adjusted in life, but something seemed to be missing. He was the articulate, blue collar type who had his act together. He knew when to take things seriously, but also loved life and enjoyed letting loose occasionally. Camping with family, summer afternoons playing softball with great friends, an long summer weekends at the beach.
One July afternoon while taking his Christmas lights down. He observed a very small but STRONG leprechaun ( or a vertically challenged person from the near by county fair) came walking out of the woods. At first sight he appeared to be the mischievous type as his hair was long and his nose pierced. As he approached, it seemed he was attempting to show off his new tat. To much surprise he tackled me with a move that would make Chuck Liddell proud. Holding me down with an unbreakable choke hold, he whispers in my ear... Try online dating dork! I got up and dusted myself off an decided to act on the very STRONG leprechauns suggestion.......... So here I am..:)

I'm an active person that values personal time even though I have a successful, stable career which I truly enjoy. I am looking for someone that is ready for an active yet relaxed, comfortable yet boundary pushing relationship

1st..Get drunk 2nd..get naked have amazing sex all night!! an in the morning if your still there an haven't chewed your arm off an snuck out!! Then lets repeat #2!! An then get up an go on are 2nd date!! To breakfest!! :) lol