WOMEN SUCK AT PICKING OUT BOYFRIENDS!!!

I'm wayyyy hotter in real life than in these pics ;o)

IF YOU TAKE EVERYTHING IN MY PROFILE SERIOUSLY, PLEASE REFER TO PARAGRAPH 7 AND DIRECT YOUR HATEMAIL ELSEWHERE!!! THIS IS A HAPPY ZONE!

Hey there! My name is Kevin! I am different from most guys...I promise! Why is it so hard to just find somebody normal? I love shopping, going out to eat, driving to the mountains, the zoo and aquarium...just about anything really. I JOKE AROUND A TON!!! I dress nice, not like some punk kid. Since I'm such a likable guy ;o) I have a job earning tips, and I have my own little 'business' that I do. I've supported myself 100% since I turned 18. Yes, that means I've got my own place with NO roommates EVER, and it's still beyond me why a woman would pick out a guy to be her boyfriend that can't even stand on his own two feet. If you aren't quite as independent as I am I don't mind at all; quite frankly I hold men to a higher standard than women because in my opinion men are responsible for providing for a family. I'm extremely outgoing in a one on one situation or sometimes in a very small group, like me and two other people, but once I'm in a large group I'm very reserved and quiet. Therefore I don't like big groups or group dates! Goals and Aspirations!? Lots! But for one, I'll be getting my pilot's license soon! Can't wait to take you up there on a date! That way when we go out on a date you'll be on CLOUD NINE!!!!! HAHAHAA!!!

I'd characterize myself as more of a nice guy. I'm definitely not a wimp or some little mommy's boy, but when it comes to a girlfriend I think the most important thing is to keep her happy... that's my job right?

I LOVE being bossed around. By YOU, that is. Nobody else.

If you have a picture of yourself up that shows you holding a pitcher of beer at some bar, don't message me. If you have a pic up that shows you at some club, and it looks like you're having too much fun being single, your application will be declined as well. Unfortunately I've been single for a looong time, and that's how it will stay until I find my Princess. I want somebody I can respect, and if I wanted some bar chick, I'd go to a bar. I'm interested in a quality, serious, long term relationship. PERIOD!

DON'T LIKE MY PROFILE? OFFENDED?!? LIGHTEN UP!!!! THE CUTE LITTLE ROSE PETALS SHOULD HAVE TIPPED YOU OFF THAT I'M A JOKE-AROUND KINDA GUY!!!

Message me, I'd love to talk to you. I'll make you laugh, I promise. ;o)

***~~~One more thing, I won't initiate any contact with anybody on here. If you think we'd click then you'll have to message me, regardless of how cute you are. I really want to just delete my profile, but I can't make myself do it!!! I have this thing about possibly missing out on meeting my perfect future wife if I delete my page...haha! So now the only time I get on here is if I get an email that somebody messaged me on here.~~~***

For a first date rest assured if you have something in mind, that sounds great to me...otherwise I think that dinner is a great way to get to know each other. I think its best to keep it short on the first date, especially if its with somebody you met online. :o)

You women always love the idea of something unique and creative for a first date, but don't you realize that when you're meeting somebody off here there's like a 90% chance that you're not going to click in real life? Why make a first date with somebody off the internet a big deal? It's just more time and crap to suffer through until its over. I would love to take you up to a bed and breakfast in Estes Park and ride snowmobiles on a date with you, but NOT THE FIRST TIME WE MEET OFF THE FRIGGIN INTERNET!!!!!