here is where i tell you about my "hobbies". i have many, of course, that keep me frequently busy and popular, yet they are not so fulfilling and time consuming that i do not still want to spend time with someone like you. these "hobbies" merely keep me occupied when i am not working, spending time with the awesomeness of people like you and when i'm not busy pursuing all my "goals/aspirations". these include my master plans for wealth and long life. i am myself, and therefore, very unique. part of that uniqueness includes my taste in music, which is quite different than other's tastes, which include sweet, sour, bitter, and saltiness. they say it is rare that one can actually taste music, such as myself.

i would do many things on a first date. some of those include holding in farts, belches, burps, and such. other things include holding doors, using the politeness mother taught me, and paying for things. it would simply be too difficult to list all the things i'd do on a first date. no more attempted hypnosis, though.