Let's be honest, you're looking at the pictures first anyway.

Send a message if: you're awesome and you know it (...clap your hands...), you're confident but not****, you're smart but not snobby, you're cool but not pretentious, you're hip but not a hipster, you're an animal lover but not an animal LOVER. :)

I'm an overly ambitious smartass that hunts down witty banter and good times. Bonus if you've got a great smile.

DISCLAIMER: If you're seeking an "intimate encounter", don't bother. Actually, stand up, kick yourself in the a$$, run into traffic, and THEN don't bother.

DISCLAIMER 2: If you don't live in New York, or come to New York often (i.e. work, school, etc.) I won't waste your time or mine.

Happy fishing :)

I Love going out to eat; so a quick drink at some place and then a nice restaurant. If you're that cool, maybe even a quick trip to a theme park!

I love to be spontaneous