I like to laugh and I like to be around people who have a sense of humor- the more inappropriate, the better. People tell me I'm brutally honest. I'm still trying to figure out why that's such a bad quality to have. I've also been told I'm hard to read, which is funny because I can read most people like a book. I can get along with just about anyone but connect with very few. I'm extremely loyal, but I'm not sure why. It hasn't been all that beneficial to me. Monday is my favorite day of the week. I love my job. When I'm not at work, I'm usually thinking about work. ...I can't cook, mostly because I don't want to...it's boring. Actually, I'm pretty domestically retarded in general. Among other things, I like snowboarding, softball, and swearing...but I'm highly skilled at controlling my trucker mouth when necessary.

I'm not looking for anything specific, I'll know it when I see it.

I'm pretty clear on what I'm not looking for... I can spot a convicted felon from a mile away. So if that's you, don't message me. If you just look like a felon but really aren't, don't message me either. This isn't a job interview, so don't send me an essay outlining all the wonderful qualities you think I want you to have- especially if you sent the exact essay to 50 other people. And since I prefer people with personalities, emails that say "hi, how are you" or something similar get deleted- unless of course you are ridiculously good looking. If you like listening to yourself talk, chances are I can't stand you...Unless I'm laughing, in which case, please keep talking....Oh yah, last but certainly not least- If you could try and actually look like your pics, that would be great ;)


Who I'd like to meet:
A man who isn't easy. If one exists...?

Make me laugh...