This week I don't feel like bothering with you silly women...unless you want to meet for tea & draw up a real estate contract for me on your laptop, or have a beach house for sale...then I might make an exception. Smart girls w/ lots of money & no children considered. Women who plan on calling me 6 times a day must click the back button on the browser immediately. My taste in music is vinyl & I dislike the cold. Please come pick me up & fly me someplace warm.

Bookstore shopping in Texas or you can buy me salad at Olive Garden after the auction. Maybe just tea or a ride in your helicopter.