If we end up falling in love heres a few things you need to know right now, and I will be up front about it

I'm a rock star, that means I have sex with anyone I want, and do lots of heroin in weird hotel rooms with dead sharks.

I'm also an astrounaut, sometimes I ice skate on the rings of saturn in someones free time.

I was born with 3 nipples, 2 where the standard nipples go, and another one directly on my forehead, except its a formless, colorless nipple, and can sometimes be easily confused with just a standard forehead.

I talk in my sleep, in sign laungage, in spanish.

My left arm isnt longer then my right arm, but it is on the other side of my body.

I'm a lover, not a fighter, but if I was a fighter, I'd still be a lover.

I make music, that means I smoke pot.

Any other questions and you can just guess the answer or ask, or maybe guess the answer, then ask, and see if you guessed right.

I don't care that you have kids, I do care when you bring those little nipple suckers through my checkout line and they are both screaming as loudly and blood curdlingly as possible, knock that sh*t off and spank your kids, or let them take a nap at home while you shop.

Thank You.

Well, I'd like to start the date off with my winning of the lottery, After that, I would go and pick my date up excited to share the good news, when she would answer the door with her sexy friend. Her and her just as beautiful friend would both tell me how amazingly sexy I was and how much they loved my music, all before I even told them I won the lottery. Then they would express that they had a mutual desire to give me oral sex and massage my back while I played xbox, yeah.

Or, we could drive to Las Vegas, do as much cocaine and mushrooms as we can afford, rob someone, buy cool outfits, get married, and then rob a bank together, what ever works with you baby, you. Baby.